Monday, December 05, 2005

Home Sweet Home

Well, FINALLY I'm OFF work and I ain't going shopping either. The weather is terrible and the boys are wanting my full attention today. Buddy keeps staring at my car keys waiting on me to grab them as usual.
All girls are in school, Mike is at work and I have the house to MY SELF. WOOT WOOT - Yee HAWWWW.
So you can understand my excitement...I can actually go potty today with NOBODY wondering in the bathroom or shouting thru the door, "WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED??" etc. WHY is it that the girls suddenly get an epiphany that I just HAVE to know about... RIGHT THEN..WHILE I'M IN THE BATHROOM? It CAN wait for two minutes!
But not today!
I can watch Foxnews ALL DAY LONG with nobody complaining. I can even TURN the TV OFF! HA!
I can use my coffee pot ALL DAY LONG today without scraping hot chocolate out of the little hole thingy.
AND...I can get on the computer without having to kick anyone else off AND fishing Dorito crumbs out of the keyboard! HAAAA
Love-ing it!

BYEEEEEEEEE!

Later in the day...

Well, I had no sooner clicked off my 'puter and GUESS WHO WALKS IN THE HOUSE.....MIKE. What? HOW? WHY?
He's SOOOO excited...it's raining and he can't get his equipment wet so boss man sent everyone home.
NOOOOOO!!!!
It was at this point a song popped in my head that I have since been singing thru CLINCHED teeth..."Why ME Lord?"
I can only remember two lines...."Why MEEEEEE Lord, what did I ever do? To deserve even this?" Then, the song gets better..."LORD HELP me, Jesus...."
At this point Mike doesn't look too happy either. whatever.
THEN he tells me he has the whole day PLANNED! WHAT!? My day is ALREADY PLANNED. was. sniff sniff
So, we went to Mike's mom's house and worked on Courtney's Bio so Mike can send out promo packages. BUT...
Mike's Grandmother took pity on ME and cooked a big BREAKFAST..fried fatback...gravy...eggs and HOECAKES. Hoecakes are like one big huge home-made bisquit. Mmm-MMM good.


Dad just sent an email to me with a picture in it, which I, of course am fixing to share. It's entitled...Chuckwagon gang and me. OK...I know the Chuckwagon gang is a Southern Gospel group that travels around singing and Mom and Dad and Aunt Aurelia and Uncle Harry (I'm pretty sure) enjoy them. I've never seen them. Don't know what they look like. So, this is the picture he sends....of the GANG.










uh...where's the gang?

Good Dad!!!
Well, now that my day is GONE, I'm confused with the Gang thing AND full thanks to my big breakfast, I'm going to go watch C.S.I. which I recorded to watch BY MYSELF. I've sent Mike to the store. hee hee!!!

1 comment:

Joan said...

Sad but true!